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Slow Ride or Nah?

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Austin living in the heart of Houston when this photo was taken. I got $2 at Half Price Books amd bought this gem, a light, refreshing IPA, bro. I'm back in the ATX area and ready to begin classes at Aveda tomorrow, sitting on the front porch with cousin drinking Best Damn Cherry Cola and listening to the crickets and secadas serenade us before bed. It was a high flying, fast drive here actually.  Heather drives like me (bats out of Hell these two). Goodnight to sweethearts and assholes alike.

That was Easy!

https://youtu.be/u53bZRP1AXk This is ideal. Just take the wheel. Feel the road beneath your feet Spin and swerve and Hug that curve. Music makes our trip Complete. Bump up the volume; This jam is sick! I'm avoiding thinking Of sucking your dick-- With a quickness we turn like Fire we burn the petroleum Faster and easier than you can ever Go. Get up and woah, nelleh. Damn it fill good. Pancakes.

SpongeBob Stevi Pants

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I'm a forever nerd. Proud of it.

Apathy

Nonesuch

My appeal for poetry comes and goes I can't shake the urge to simply write prose Yet somehow I rhyme And sometimes I sing For better or worse I've found my king The wands are long As my dreams from which I wake Term them prophetic, Blame the pills I take Bliss is elusive But this one might stick.

KLBJ ROCK GIRL

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While You Were Sleeping

  You coulda been gettin' down to this...sick...beat I made!! I've been playing around with Music Maker Jam. It's fun.

Sing

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Singing brings joy to us all.  Even if you think you can't,  you may do it in your car or the shower when nobody else is around or even subconsciously under your breath while performing mindless tasks. Whatever the case, I hope you dance too, Faith Hill. AMEN!

Funny Bunny

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This fearsome little bugger, Nugget, needs his nails cut. My inner groomer wanted to whip out my clippers but alas, they aren't on me. It's a sunny day in Austin and I'm rolling with the Cerus team. #Counterstrike, bruh. Life is good. I met with my case manager for mental health today and things are looking promising. Gooday, mateys! I just might go be a pirate again. SU is but a half hour away.

Fuckery pt. DUH

I have an idea for a book on fuckery in all its various forms of charades and shenanigans. First, let's see the Urban Dictionary definition: 7 Fuckery Its a versatile word used in many sitautions where theres someone (or something) whom is acting idiotically. The word was created by a man named Kingsley Russell but wouldnt have the status as it does if Sandy&Betty hadnt made it so popular especially in Europe. (Do have the effect which is wished for preferably use CAPSLOCK when writing this amazing word) When your teacher yells at you for no reason , That is FUCKERY Science is a subject made out of FUCKERY Woodshop is also a subject of FUCKERY #fuckery #idiot #jerk #stupid #dumb by Fuckery March 31, 2011 So, this should be interesting. I previously posted a photo of my former boo-thang (at least in my head) and his new love with "FUCKERY" as its caption. I feel terribly about this now, although I doubt it reached either of them dire...