Brick & Mortar..more tar? (Rick and Morty Reference but F*duck It)
Next time Goodson's in Tomball runs out of chicken, they could consider serving bear quesadillas because Goodson Middle School's mascot is the grizzlies and someone brought my cousin Greg one to butcher while I was staying with my Aunt Paula. We just lost Aunt Wendy. She had her first child at age seventeen, having been born herself in 1959. I once asked her how she'd met Summer's biological father and she told me that he had been a couple years younger than her out at a local discoteque. She'd told everyone else that the father had been Italian; my guess is that she'd just never heard a Greek accent before. Next time I go to Manny's Café on Highway 6 and West Rd I hope they have fresh dolmaldes (stuffed grape leaves) and baklava. You know, Summer managed to incorporate singing the scaramouche part of Bohemian Rhapsody into my senior graduation toast at church since she had been in town visiting and kindly volunteered to serve as...