Monopoly
It's a game. It's illegal. Monogamy is a word that sounds like some sort of crime. Polygamy. Larceny. Petty is dead. Rest in immortality. It's a Danish thing. Spoiler alert: we're all getting fucked in the assholes metaphysically speaking because our friends and family are all so ethically wealthy on opposites day and ethnics are low budget investment properties across the board in this edition. We've all struggled with the cliché of heartbreak and watched an egregious amount of both rom-coms and porno to get us through the bank robberies of being wrong about people we wanted to know and love til the end and curl up with once the game is finally over, tables are flipped or folded, and everyone else has flopped off on their merry ways. I don't think it's actually the alleged dichotomy between lust and love or true beauty and what's just hot or a cool feeling or anything... I think it's common knowledge now that most of us only have so many miles...
