My Canadian girlfriend 😍
I have a theory that some ppl go to Canada when they get raptured or w/e...guess it was always true 😭...tears like Niagara water bottles flung at the polar fleece🤗
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Who TF are *you*…?
Teh Fam I find myself LingLing who forgot her bling bling. I forget what teen movie that's from now. Point is, I feel as if it's insult to injury for us to be required to check a box and just be that, to save time at best, when people ask. I don't like everyone thinking I'm just 'white.' This is America. We get we're mostly a from here and there, or just there and here or whatever that actually looks like. I did some research at the local library and I finally have it a sorted. On my mom's side I am Czech and English English from Granny and Spanish, Mexican, and Cajun/Native American from Grandpa...his dad was from Lafayette. He married a sixteen years old half Mexican half Spanish woman at 25 when he moved to Texas. On my dad's side, I'm Irish and Danish from his mother who was from Cape Girardeau, MO. His father was from Highland Falls NY and was Dutch and German Scotch English. Does that explain everything? I find it difficu...
Monopoly
It's a game. It's illegal. Monogamy is a word that sounds like some sort of crime. Polygamy. Larceny. Petty is dead. Rest in immortality. It's a Danish thing. Spoiler alert: we're all getting fucked in the assholes metaphysically speaking because our friends and family are all so ethically wealthy on opposites day and ethnics are low budget investment properties across the board in this edition. We've all struggled with the cliché of heartbreak and watched an egregious amount of both rom-coms and porno to get us through the bank robberies of being wrong about people we wanted to know and love til the end and curl up with once the game is finally over, tables are flipped or folded, and everyone else has flopped off on their merry ways. I don't think it's actually the alleged dichotomy between lust and love or true beauty and what's just hot or a cool feeling or anything... I think it's common knowledge now that most of us only have so many miles...
FOR THE RECORD
Both uncles who touched me wrong are GONE. ANYONE COULD BE DIAGNOSED WITH ANYTHING. THEY ALL STEM FROM TRAUMA. IT IS UNNATURAL TO LIVE IN FEAR OF YOURSELF YOU ARE NOT FOREVER BEHOLDEN TO A FUCKEY WORD OR THREE KNOW THYSELF AND TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE
INCLUSION OVER MERE TOLERANCE
United Methodists Tighten Ban on Same-Sex Marriage and Gay Clergy https://nyti.ms/2XmvZxg https://youtu.be/76CpZgOKHOQ Jesus welcomes all. I hear Paul had a gay crush on him anyway...
I stand CORRECTED
R. Kelly Charged With Sexual Abuse in Chicago, Reports Say https://nyti.ms/2EoPPjQ