Stevi's Storied Life

Is this really Regina Spektor? Did I honestly get born missing the ability to take anything for face value or did I lose it somewhere along the way to this show yesteryear? I get crazy confused about how my life's gone since I 'left the city' and I think it's a good idea to just ask. For a friend. I'm serious...she said her name was Mary. I also met Bob Dylan one time, and also everybody's mom. Even John's. Who also said her name was Mary. I won't tell em Billy Joel's name. I'm not dead. I'm not dead. I'm not sure how many realities we're operating in here. Facebook don't wanna know. They have flagged links to my blog as violation of community standards. I never meant to violate anybody. I am deeply humiliated that being violated led me to behaving in ways that made others feel as such. I just wanted to help make the world a better place by speaking out and shaming myself in all-serious-jest-mode just increased my own and worri...

I have a theory that some ppl go to Canada when they get raptured or w/e...guess it was always true 😭...tears like Niagara water bottles flung at the polar fleece🤗

Teh Fam I find myself  LingLing who forgot her bling bling. I forget what teen movie that's from now. Point is, I feel as if it's insult to injury for us to be required to check a box and just be that, to save time at best, when people ask. I don't like everyone thinking I'm just 'white.' This is America. We get we're mostly a from here and there, or just there and here or whatever that actually looks like. I did some research at the local library and I finally have it a sorted. On my mom's side I am Czech and English English from Granny and Spanish, Mexican, and Cajun/Native American from Grandpa...his dad was from Lafayette. He married a sixteen years old half Mexican half Spanish woman at 25 when he moved to Texas. On my dad's side, I'm Irish and Danish from his mother who was from Cape Girardeau, MO. His father was from Highland Falls NY and was Dutch and German Scotch English. Does that explain everything? I find it difficu...

It's a game. It's illegal. Monogamy is a word that sounds like some sort of crime. Polygamy. Larceny. Petty is dead. Rest in immortality. It's a Danish thing. Spoiler alert: we're all getting fucked in the assholes metaphysically speaking because our friends and family are all so ethically wealthy on opposites day and ethnics are low budget investment properties across the board in this edition. We've all struggled with the cliché of heartbreak and watched an egregious amount of both rom-coms and porno to get us through the bank robberies of being wrong about people we wanted to know and love til the end and curl up with once the game is finally over, tables are flipped or folded, and everyone else has flopped off on their merry ways. I don't think it's actually the alleged dichotomy between lust and love or true beauty and what's just hot or a cool feeling or anything... I think it's common knowledge now that most of us only have so many miles...

Both uncles who touched me wrong are GONE. ANYONE COULD BE DIAGNOSED WITH ANYTHING. THEY ALL STEM FROM TRAUMA. IT IS UNNATURAL TO LIVE IN FEAR OF YOURSELF YOU ARE NOT FOREVER BEHOLDEN TO A FUCKEY WORD OR THREE KNOW THYSELF AND TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE

Defeat IT. [THINK STEPHEN KING]

I'm finished agonizing over past events. We're here NOW, dammit!

United Methodists Tighten Ban on Same-Sex Marriage and Gay Clergy https://nyti.ms/2XmvZxg https://youtu.be/76CpZgOKHOQ Jesus welcomes all. I hear Paul had a gay crush on him anyway...

R. Kelly Charged With Sexual Abuse in Chicago, Reports Say https://nyti.ms/2EoPPjQ