Stevi's Storied Life

Obviously I caught a second wind after half a pot of coffee. I'm ready to seek employment!

When I can't sleep at night, which is often, I typically pass the time binge watching shitty television until the sun comes up and I magically become sleepy, thereby wasting half the day in bed and repeating the process. I just finished season four of True Blood. I hadn't intentionally seen a single episode until two weeks ago. That being said, when I'm not caught up in a supernatural themed pornographic soap opera, I use the time to pray. Praying for me looks like lying in bed apparently talking to the ceiling. I live alone now and don't talk to anybody much but I've always succeeded in satisfying my need for verbal expression when there's no pressure in the form of a face looking at me as I fret about forming coherent sentences of interest. I read in a zodiac meme about sleeping habits that Capricorns just lie there awake dreaming for five hours before squeezing in a couple hours of shut-eye. Shit is true...hi. I've been here since midnight. In the past...