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Did you identify this as a BLOG POST? ...an alpaca? a llama?
Are you trying to assess my intelligence upon entry, Cortana? Are you trying to guage how in/misinformed we truly are like this? How dyslexic?
I was having outdoor deck thoughts a moment ago about female tropes of today and how we affect the Greek lettering of men as they fall into their gendered personality types.
I'm talking about the Jessica Jones mother-of-all-presumably-beta-males-turned-alpha-turned-fuck-that-[hell yeah I'm ALPHA now fkn Mike Jones] personality change that comes from a Jon Stewart finding a "friend" (haha if you insist, honey) type of woman to interact with. He liked her for a reason, you know. She must've reminded him of his first.
I'm hesitating to say more than that right now. Got one in the hole yet, Jim. ;)
Okay, so I'm Jessica and Jim is Jon and who needs secrets at this point? I'd wager that when he met me I came off more like a Jennifer and really he was into Jessica all along but I WAS Jennifer to him ANYWAY even though I wanted to just be Stevi. Or maybe Lilith. I went CRAZY. I Ricked out myself, Mortys. Damn. Help me.
So what's a girl to do when her Jon Jon runs away and lets her go with some snarky quip like, "GET OFF THE WEED AND GO FIND JESUS?"
She inevitably gets taken in by some socially secured alpha who takes her in and enables her to identify as her Satan self. Thanks, Andrews.
Leaving this on a funny note for the "Jake Ryans" out there, nabes. smh *wet WILLIE*
*PUNCH IN THE ADAM'S APPLE* read *gulp*
Don't be funny, STEVI! *collective cringe* 👐
A guy walks into a bar, looks at me and from ten feet away I hear him say quietly as he hangs his head a bit and shakes it, "Too much family."
Are you trying to assess my intelligence upon entry, Cortana? Are you trying to guage how in/misinformed we truly are like this? How dyslexic?
I was having outdoor deck thoughts a moment ago about female tropes of today and how we affect the Greek lettering of men as they fall into their gendered personality types.
I'm talking about the Jessica Jones mother-of-all-presumably-beta-males-turned-alpha-turned-fuck-that-[hell yeah I'm ALPHA now fkn Mike Jones] personality change that comes from a Jon Stewart finding a "friend" (haha if you insist, honey) type of woman to interact with. He liked her for a reason, you know. She must've reminded him of his first.
I'm hesitating to say more than that right now. Got one in the hole yet, Jim. ;)
Okay, so I'm Jessica and Jim is Jon and who needs secrets at this point? I'd wager that when he met me I came off more like a Jennifer and really he was into Jessica all along but I WAS Jennifer to him ANYWAY even though I wanted to just be Stevi. Or maybe Lilith. I went CRAZY. I Ricked out myself, Mortys. Damn. Help me.
So what's a girl to do when her Jon Jon runs away and lets her go with some snarky quip like, "GET OFF THE WEED AND GO FIND JESUS?"
She inevitably gets taken in by some socially secured alpha who takes her in and enables her to identify as her Satan self. Thanks, Andrews.
Leaving this on a funny note for the "Jake Ryans" out there, nabes. smh *wet WILLIE*
*PUNCH IN THE ADAM'S APPLE* read *gulp*
Don't be funny, STEVI! *collective cringe* 👐
A guy walks into a bar, looks at me and from ten feet away I hear him say quietly as he hangs his head a bit and shakes it, "Too much family."