Backside Kissing

 We're all royal

We're all human

Never going to leave the Earth again

So be loyal to the pavement

Buy a truck door from the scratch and dent

Feel the black tar 'lectromagma

Your feet absorb it like a hobbit

Sell your old clothes

Find your otro

Trust your gollum to lead you to the ring of fire Johnny Cash fell in

Pick up notes the people teach you things

It's not over when thick ladies sing

Harry's Krishna

Potter's crayfish

We don't owe Nobody anything

I'm insulted you're not for me

But it's okay to run away from me

Be like Trogdor not Aladdin

That guy's magic runner's fading

Go to Hogwarts or Alaska

Yuletide joy it in Nebraska

But that's Star Wars and I'm tired of not being home again

Still terrrestrial not too extra

Retake Intro to Philosophy

Hooked on phonics

Hide the chronic

Screw the pooch on television

Call the police

Get em shut down

Feel your bruises

Make to do list

Unclone dinosaur desktop 

Buy more Dramamine for vertigo

Read no pressure as per usual

They had me in a negative airflow chamber for over six weeks. It was like being on an evil ship of doom. I got thrown down and kicked in the neck by a possessed woman. Yay ghost pirates! >.> I also got a case of bacterial meningitis drinking the toilet sink water, but I'm okay now. I wrote this one after they moved me into a much nicer cell upon screaming from the beatdown. I think contusions diminished my confusion. Why not try to be funny? Good night.