Stevi's Storied Life

       Next time Goodson's in Tomball runs out of chicken, they could consider serving bear quesadillas because Goodson Middle School's mascot is the grizzlies and someone brought my cousin Greg one to butcher while I was staying with my Aunt Paula. We just lost Aunt Wendy. She had her first child at age seventeen, having been born herself in 1959. I once asked her how she'd met Summer's biological father and she told me that he had been a couple years younger than her out at a local discoteque.       She'd told everyone else that the father had been Italian; my guess is that she'd just never heard a Greek accent before. Next time I go to Manny's Café on Highway 6 and West Rd I hope they have fresh dolmaldes (stuffed grape leaves) and baklava. You know, Summer managed to incorporate singing the scaramouche part of Bohemian Rhapsody into my senior graduation toast at church since she had been in town visiting and kindly volunteered to serve as...

 

 

  I read The Lovely Bones back  in grade school. I listened to the song 'Innocent Bones' by Iron and Wine off The Shepherd's Dog album. I read my cans of Coke and Dr Pepper and phosphoric acid; I believe Coke was invented before sliced bread, but most of that contains ferrous orthophosphate. So does the noodles.  I watched a YouTube video about the history of Coca-Cola's nativity. If you care to know what I can hardly dare to type, look no further than Thoughty2 for infinite real talk/ true facts.  https://youtu.be/7Cw7cOx7qPk I bought an issue of Time Magazine entitled ' Innocent .' A human in orange is behind bars with hands behind their back on the cover. All our hands must be tied nonetheless because this is a "free country," the land of opportunity and murder and mass consumption of violence in the media and a blind eye turned toward the real horror is all we've ever won in our endeavor to keep fighting for our 'isn't free'-dum...

  We should be able to have a family consisting of more than one marriage partner legally. Love being love, the times as they have changed, the religious understanding of inheritance being upheld by the government would help us take care of one another versus the crippling expectation of it being the other way around.  The Quran says the son is entitled to 2/3 of the inheritance. The daughter does inherit a third and that is whether or not they are married.  Christians are notorious for divorce. I got it "1 piece at a time," Johnny Cash...hehe.  We like openness and sexual fluidity nowadays and gay marriage is legal.  Housing cost versus hourly income being as it is, nobody working for minimum wage can get by alone without government assistance or a side hustle of some kind, be it considered criminal or not. I know too many cam girls with apartments. It's okay to do that but it's lonely as hell. It's okay to sell drugs if you ask me, but it's illegal and someb...

 We're all royal We're all human Never going to leave the Earth again So be loyal to the pavement Buy a truck door from the scratch and dent Feel the black tar 'lectromagma Your feet absorb it like a hobbit Sell your old clothes Find your otro Trust your gollum to lead you to the ring of fire Johnny Cash fell in Pick up notes the people teach you things It's not over when thick ladies sing Harry's Krishna Potter's crayfish We don't owe Nobody anything I'm insulted you're not for me But it's okay to run away from me Be like Trogdor not Aladdin That guy's magic runner's fading Go to Hogwarts or Alaska Yuletide joy it in Nebraska But that's Star Wars and I'm tired of not being home again Still terrrestrial not too extra Retake Intro to Philosophy Hooked on phonics Hide the chronic Screw the pooch on television Call the police Get em shut down Feel your bruises Make to do list Unclone dinosaur desktop  Buy more Dramamine for vertigo R...

 ATTN is an attack or an address TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN an omen Ignorance is an affront  maybe not bliss like negligence I mean negligée ...sp? Psycho transcription of thoughts I haven't finished {Let me let me let me} Could be admonition I might buy another dictionary afterall, Machine Gun Kelley, From the Touch Screen computer kiosk We're in a relationship now, congrats on being married (me and the computer, ok, radioheads)???? Commissary Comments vary Comet tastes like gasoline and it's green  like the suit I'm wearing & I'm here all day  watching movies giving up on not caring or sharing; losing my ability  for saying "never seen it." Take it away the negative wei So plucking eyebrows hurts to do everyday Don't ever have to do it again Know me outside in So you are my friend And I know you've got my number... Pay it FWD

SOBEROKE A woman at rehab signed me up for this. I didn't know it so I just stood there.  YOU DON'T KNOW MR. JONES??????? That place is closed permanently since COVID hit. Bitch prolly drinking wine out of vases again getting plugged by her pool boy. That was the jail talking. I hope she's fine. SHE SAID NO FERNS!!!!! 

  So yeah,   That’s what happens when you live in ‘call it heaven’ looking ass Missouri. Kalamazoo doesn’t have a Brooklyn. You just help program shit in a similar true to life setting. So you appear to be Asian to everyone who now knows you as dead and like come to find out, the BCIS classes all made Facebook real for us now doing projects about fake catalogs and such. It’s called Pechino. It may or may not be like those starting areas in World of Warcraft aka WoW {mom , don’t have a Cow , Mon}    >.> smh   “Hey gurl, you got nice legs,” sed tha rasta man. I’m a Zionist myself. I believe we are going to hold it down til operation HOE is complete. [It’s Heaven ON EARTH/ heaven on earth --- yay]!! I live in Houston, Texas. My name’s not Samantha and I never look right in corduroy. One time at a night club before I’d been to a recent wedding this man looked me up and was like, “Why isn’t u out there      ...

So the Highwaymen also recorded it but they've been referred to as being 'like the Travelling Wilburys...of pain.'    https://youtu.be/IXgpAkn7PCM   How I broke the time loop ^