Stevi's Storied Life

I was living alone in Galveston at the time. I miss having my own place but I love being home with my parents too. I'm pretending to be Lady Mary from Downton Abbey. For all the troubles I've caused my family engaging in tumultuous relationships and making poor decisions, we've been getting on very well these days. I'm thankful to my higher power for keeping me sober today as I was in this video and am happy to be every day of my life now for nearly 9 months. 

Hold your breath til you turn blue Glue your hands together to pray, play, roll clay, pay For more mistakes, all the sentimental value that you waste mixing paste seasonly to taste-- Murder in a menagerie  Solace imaginary  Alone in the dark Fear in my heart Mime stares down the road  And laughs out loud the ventriloquist dummy Sixty-nine miles per hour on said undead  Highway to Hell...99 bottles of beer on the wall; Oh well!  I won't miss the clatter of glass in the trash Barking mad for anyone to share their stash Wishing on each fallen-out eyelash. I still crash letting off the gas  And cause a better wreck to  Rubberneck and see  Just give up and yell at me. I missed a connection and I could've used Protection. Guys don't prefer brunettes yet? I'm such a dumb cunt, blood holy shunt into His foul mouth. Nevermind that I'm sick.  Seventeen years dirty from sobriety  Locked into the left lane and dead end jobs Sweep the mopped floor ag...

  I was a wounded apple. Some people will throw you away for having a bruise and curse the fact you're damaged. Others will throw you on the ground to watch you break completely. I wanted someone to eat me whole and appreciate my inherent goodness. No I didn't. I wanted to be left to rot. I'd die pretty, several months from now, coated in wax. Maybe I'd feel the warmth of a few hands looking for the right one in the meantime. That honestly made me sick. They ruined me by letting me go. It's their fault for not going with their first instinct. Did love at first sight really ever fail anyone?  I want to exit this metaphor. The forbidden fruit might have been a strawberry, for Christ's sake. Isn't that what they call it when you have the level of wound I'd been referring to? Whatever. I know too much and I'm mortal. I can remember being murdered.  What if God brings us back to life because he just can't keep the sick shit from happening but has it w...

  *Radio fuzz* Person in custody has been yelling in her front yard in her pajamas. She is in decent hygiene but is displaying an erratic temperament responding to officers effusively. Neighbors made the call when she flipped them the bird for ‘not helping’. I am Officer Mayhew of Precinct 4 and have Stevi Alsdorf in transit to Ben Taub Hospital. She is a Bipolar Schizophrenic; lobotomy patient; over.  “May I talk to you, officer?” she asked.  “All right,” said Mayhew.  “I get that I have the right to remain silent, but every other officer I ever had played music for me or let me talk,” said Stevi.  “You can talk to me,” Mayhew said.  “You guys are so kind. Well, this is important. It involves the Supernatural. Do you watch Supernatural ?” “I used to when I was younger,” said Mayhew. “I’ve seen a few episodes.”  “Well,” said Stevi, “Mary Anne was working in a soup kitchen in Philadelphia feeding the homeless. I’m tempted to say ‘doing h...

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 I figured out that I had become an enemy of love.  Me last night Something I wrote just now This was me a few months ago. I'd decided to shave my head again having sexually interacted with another man I really hadn't wanted to know in that way for more than the night.  I now vow to not allow myself to go there again.  I thank all my friends and fam for understanding. 

 “Cat Men” Paisley couldn’t contain her laughter as she gawked at the contents of her sister’s freezer. A lifelike albeit sparkly pink dildo laid atop a carton of Bluebell mint chocolate chip.  “Seriously, Rory? The freezer?” Paisley said. “What?” said Aurora, seizing the icy tallywacker and wagging it in Paisley’s face. “I like to keep it fresh.” She returned it to its perch atop the ice cream and pulled out a bottle of tequila.  “Okay, let’s take a quick shot for luck. You’re going to kill it tonight, Paisley.”  “I don’t know. Last time I performed, no one laughed. Am I funny?” “You make me laugh,” Aurora said, holding up her shot glass. “To my witty and charming little sister, may the God of comedy smile upon you tonight!” Paisley followed suit and said, “To my lonely, hypersexual older sister, may you get a damn boyfriend so you can stop keeping Mr. Sparkles in the freezer!”  “Hey, Mr. Sparkles really knows how to treat a lady. Don’t let his lack of a ...

  Put cheer in my cup and buckle up For the next rhyme-- SETT is the name of Death, And matches, they say, are made in Heaven; But fire is the Devil's only friend. Chaos reigns on Mercury and Freddie wasn't ready For this jock itch. Don't call anyone a bitch And try to switch to just being human. "Better" is a lie and there's always a tie for brilliance, God willing, and Freedom ring prettier, please. I'm not here to tease anyone for their self-- Be: a mantra for when you have to try not to think Out of remorse or self-conscion; smile and listen. I'm trying not to nod my head off the face of the  Planet cause damnit, we're home. See your shoals Hold our phones Chiodos said baby wouldn’t last a minute On the creek and my girl got ink about it. Dry up the nasty old swamps And make the mussels atrophy Lying beside a box fan on a porch, useless  As lost soles of old shoes like crawdads in mud– Beneath the floor sink our essential-oiled feet into soil, ...

 My mom just reminded me of a song I had long forgotten--I got the joy joy joy joy down in my heart *clap clap* / down in my heart; "STOP in the name of the Lloyd!"- Mister Stupid  We don't want to step on your ABC gum at the movie theater or anywhere. So I love my mom. Meanwhile, we are both in our pajamas at 3 pm drinking coffee and the sky is grey and it begins to lightly rain as we talk about family. Her youngest brother's wife's sister is dying of brain cancer. Mom's Irish twin just passed away last December. They were born a year and a day apart. 'An Irish Blessing' is the song we always sang at the end of the year in choir. 'May the Road rise to meet you/ may the wind be always at your back/ may the sun shine warm upon your face/ the rains fall soft upon your fields/ and until we meet again/ until we meet again/ may God hold you in the palm of His hand... She'd said she had been crying recently. It's March 16, John 3:16 'For God ...

       Next time Goodson's in Tomball runs out of chicken, they could consider serving bear quesadillas because Goodson Middle School's mascot is the grizzlies and someone brought my cousin Greg one to butcher while I was staying with my Aunt Paula. We just lost Aunt Wendy. She had her first child at age seventeen, having been born herself in 1959. I once asked her how she'd met Summer's biological father and she told me that he had been a couple years younger than her out at a local discoteque.       She'd told everyone else that the father had been Italian; my guess is that she'd just never heard a Greek accent before. Next time I go to Manny's Café on Highway 6 and West Rd I hope they have fresh dolmaldes (stuffed grape leaves) and baklava. You know, Summer managed to incorporate singing the scaramouche part of Bohemian Rhapsody into my senior graduation toast at church since she had been in town visiting and kindly volunteered to serve as...

 

 

  We should be able to have a family consisting of more than one marriage partner legally. Love being love, the times as they have changed, the religious understanding of inheritance being upheld by the government would help us take care of one another versus the crippling expectation of it being the other way around.  The Quran says the son is entitled to 2/3 of the inheritance. The daughter does inherit a third and that is whether or not they are married.  Christians are notorious for divorce. I got it "1 piece at a time," Johnny Cash...hehe.  We like openness and sexual fluidity nowadays and gay marriage is legal.  Housing cost versus hourly income being as it is, nobody working for minimum wage can get by alone without government assistance or a side hustle of some kind, be it considered criminal or not. I know too many cam girls with apartments. It's okay to do that but it's lonely as hell. It's okay to sell drugs if you ask me, but it's illegal and someb...

 We're all royal We're all human Never going to leave the Earth again So be loyal to the pavement Buy a truck door from the scratch and dent Feel the black tar 'lectromagma Your feet absorb it like a hobbit Sell your old clothes Find your otro Trust your gollum to lead you to the ring of fire Johnny Cash fell in Pick up notes the people teach you things It's not over when thick ladies sing Harry's Krishna Potter's crayfish We don't owe Nobody anything I'm insulted you're not for me But it's okay to run away from me Be like Trogdor not Aladdin That guy's magic runner's fading Go to Hogwarts or Alaska Yuletide joy it in Nebraska But that's Star Wars and I'm tired of not being home again Still terrrestrial not too extra Retake Intro to Philosophy Hooked on phonics Hide the chronic Screw the pooch on television Call the police Get em shut down Feel your bruises Make to do list Unclone dinosaur desktop  Buy more Dramamine for vertigo R...

 ATTN is an attack or an address TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN an omen Ignorance is an affront  maybe not bliss like negligence I mean negligée ...sp? Psycho transcription of thoughts I haven't finished {Let me let me let me} Could be admonition I might buy another dictionary afterall, Machine Gun Kelley, From the Touch Screen computer kiosk We're in a relationship now, congrats on being married (me and the computer, ok, radioheads)???? Commissary Comments vary Comet tastes like gasoline and it's green  like the suit I'm wearing & I'm here all day  watching movies giving up on not caring or sharing; losing my ability  for saying "never seen it." Take it away the negative wei So plucking eyebrows hurts to do everyday Don't ever have to do it again Know me outside in So you are my friend And I know you've got my number... Pay it FWD

SOBEROKE A woman at rehab signed me up for this. I didn't know it so I just stood there.  YOU DON'T KNOW MR. JONES??????? That place is closed permanently since COVID hit. Bitch prolly drinking wine out of vases again getting plugged by her pool boy. That was the jail talking. I hope she's fine. SHE SAID NO FERNS!!!!! 

  So yeah,   That’s what happens when you live in ‘call it heaven’ looking ass Missouri. Kalamazoo doesn’t have a Brooklyn. You just help program shit in a similar true to life setting. So you appear to be Asian to everyone who now knows you as dead and like come to find out, the BCIS classes all made Facebook real for us now doing projects about fake catalogs and such. It’s called Pechino. It may or may not be like those starting areas in World of Warcraft aka WoW {mom , don’t have a Cow , Mon}    >.> smh   “Hey gurl, you got nice legs,” sed tha rasta man. I’m a Zionist myself. I believe we are going to hold it down til operation HOE is complete. [It’s Heaven ON EARTH/ heaven on earth --- yay]!! I live in Houston, Texas. My name’s not Samantha and I never look right in corduroy. One time at a night club before I’d been to a recent wedding this man looked me up and was like, “Why isn’t u out there      ...

So the Highwaymen also recorded it but they've been referred to as being 'like the Travelling Wilburys...of pain.'    https://youtu.be/IXgpAkn7PCM   How I broke the time loop ^

This is my dad and me. He's worked at the same company since 1979. He's a Leo, you know. So's my mommy. They were born 13 days apart. They met at age 19 both had worked since 14, 15 years old and married at 27. They're the best. I felt the need to reiterate that fact after all the brooding I've done here over the years.  That's Mom and Granny. Granny raised 9 kids and worked 3 jobs at a time. She drank fifths and had gifts. True empathy for the speaker always (even if she couldn't show it) she had words of wisdom for them all. I told her I was never having kids and she just laughed with her whole self. Solidarity, Granny. Mom went to Barbizon modeling school to impress my dad's mother. She succeeded. Happy almost birthday, GM.  Wutang Clan Ain't Nothing to Fuck w/