Bweezness.

So I got all excited over Google AdSense thinking that whenever someone clicked an ad on my page, I'd get a few cents or whatever. Turns out, I only get money if I design and pay for the ad myself. I think the obvious solution is to start my own business, create an ad and see what happens. But what to do? If I know and love you, I'll groom your dog for a fee dependent upon the current condition of your puppy dog, but I don't really want that to be my main source of income anymore. So, what are my other possibly lucrative skills?

-I could just say fuck it all, move to Vegas, become a call girl and play poker. I haven't quite been driven to that point though.
-I speak some Spanish. I could brush up and get some kind of translating gig or tutor.
-I could tutor English for that matter. I'd like to teach English in another country one day just to live somewhere else for a while.
-When I don't have a sinus infection that won't quit, I'm a halfway decent singer and have some knowledge of reading music and pounding out some notes on the piano. I could teach voice.
-I'm good with sales. Liquor kind of sells itself though.
-I could just combo up on this shit and freelance any and all of my marketable skills (okay, not hooking). But you know. It'd be interesting.

I feel like I'm thinking too small here. Clearly, I should just become a secret agent. Or you know, maybe write a story about one. I know this isn't much to go on, but I'm open to suggestions.

Will add to this if I get a stroke of genius.

The dude who was trying to sell me a facial peel at the mall today said, "Your face is your business card." I think he's onto something there. I need to BE my own business. And mind it. And that starts with taking care of myself. Oh, it all makes sense! Hallelujah.