Weird Things that have Happened to Me That May Have Turned Me Into a Superhero/ Didn't Kill Me Because I'm An Alien

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-Drinking "monkey's blood" as a toddler
-Holding up an entire chest-of-drawers plus TV set when I locked myself in my parents bedroom and pulled out a drawer & the whole thing was going to crush me--I held it all up until my mom hot the door unlocked.
-Getting stung by a yellowjacket at age 10
-Being shocked by an electric horse fence at 14 or so
-Shigella at 15--it's like the scene in the Santa Clarita diet where DB is barfing everywhere only it's coming out both ends...mostly the rear end.
-Various near death traumatic experiences like almost drowning in the ocean, car crashes, knowing too many dark things.

Forgive my give-it-all-away title but I just watched the first two Harry Potter movies with my cuzzins and this type of stuff is the stuff that makes and breaks us. These things bring out the magic in us. Like in Deadpool, how the evil doctor uses torture to mutate people. I should add:

-Spending over a day in jail
-Psychiatric commitments
-Drugs
-Being alone in dark rooms
-Staring at the Sun
-Myopic vision

These (and combinations thereof) are the sorts of things that bring out our intuitive abilities. Psychic abilities.

Who do I tell but people who already know?
Fuck no one. Who can you tell?

I could tell you that I'm joking but I am not. I have come to believe that we all have the potential to tap into these as humans.

I think those of us who deny them spend more time denying ourselves than helping others out of what you'd rather call delusions than help us figure out.

I wish we weren't so afraid that mysticism would be ruined by mainstream attention outside of movies and TV shows. I wish we could make magical/ metaphysical education a real option, like as real as seminary school. Religious mysticism is accepted as a norm and all but enforced in our institutions yet if you mention that magic word in a place of science (even though it's easier to scientifically explain and it's similar and far more relevant), they'll just up ya dosage.

Okay, I get it. I need to grow up and write a book to make sense of the world through my own superior lens haha no, to combine everything I've taken in and experienced into something beautiful that others can be intrigued by and learn from.

THAT'S my real dream.

Then I can open a 420 friendly holistic healing center somewhere a little off the grid but still on the map, yo.