Area 51 Called. They want their cat back.

This is Theo name short for the masculinized version of Magrathea. I took hwy 42 North. It was dope af. *brushes shoulders off*

He lived outside a taco shop where he ate dumpster tacos I guess. If he's your pet I'm sorry.

I was trying to get to Roswell, my place of conception. I'm the age my parents were when my mom got knocked up with me...actually should try again next year to be mathematically correct.

Anyhow, *aliens* and besides THAT...just a whole lotta broken ol rusty gas stations!